Organization — t.His | Rock This Revival

The Secret to Organizing When You Don't Know Where to Start

Picture this.

Your eyes flutter open.

Still nestled in your cozy bed, you realize today isn’t just an ordinary day. You realize today is…special. You almost feel… Huh. You’re not sure. It’s been years since you’ve felt this way. Is it? Could it be? Are you motivated? Your heart starts to pound. Yes! YES! You’re motivated. REALLY motivated. So motivated that you wonder for a split second if you’ve been body snatched. As you briefly ponder what body snatching even means, you pinch yourself to make sure this isn’t some cruel dream.

All at once, the craziest idea flits through your brain. THIS is the day you’ve been waiting for. Been praying for. This is the day you’re finally gonna tackle your--cue dramatic music--OFFICE.

Well, no one in your family actually calls it an office anymore. It’s actually known as “The Room You Throw Yourself in Front of If Company Shows Up Before You Can Slam the Door.”

Today is the day. THE. DAY! It’s organizing day, baby!

You leap out of bed, shoving children and pets out of your way. You’re ready! You’re finally ready! Sprinting through the house, you smell victory in the air. You’re gonna show your office who’s boss today. No longer will it mock you. No longer will it hold 250 square feet of your home hostage. Those craft and office supplies, piles of paperwork, broken toys, outdated phones, and discarded purses? Well, by the end of the day they’ll be begging you for mercy along with all the other crap you’ve tossed in there for the past six months.

Before your family can distract you, you’ve barricaded yourself inside. A chair is shoved under the door knob because your youngest has an uncanny ability to pick locks. You pause to catch your breath.

You’ve got everything you need. Motivation. Heart. Determination. Your right hand reaches out for the light switch. You take one more deep breath and smile broadly in the shadowed room. THIS. IS. IT.

3 Must Have Tools to Organize Anything

Mmmmm there’s nothing quite like it, is there? The anticipation. The thrill of the chase. The forbidden visions that frolic behind our eyelids… You weren’t expecting it. You definitely weren’t seeking it out, but here it is. Opportunity. Want. That burgeoning sense of desire building in your gut. You bite your lip as you luxuriate in your options… Do you dare?

Your mind made up, the world fades away as you reach towards your intended… Your fingers gently caressing your beloved as the last vestiges of doubt fade from your mind. Perhaps you exhale to clear your thoughts. At the very least a satiated smile overcomes your countenance. Ahhhhhhh…. AND IT’S ON SALE! IT’S YOUR LUCKY DAY!

Yes, ladies and gentleman, those good-looking organizing tools will get you every time. It’s like you have a sign tattooed across your forehead that shouts “I LOVE ME SOME ORGANIZING TOOLS! I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GOING TO USE YOU, BUT YOU’RE COMIN’ HOME WITH ME TODAY! I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET ALL OF MY OTHER UNDERUTILIZED ORGANIZING PRODUCTS!”

Yep, yep, yep. I’ve been there myself. Quite often, actually. Oh, I’ve been seduced. The cuter they are, the harder I fall.

1. Constant effort is required

You don’t just make the mental decision and then-BOOM- your life is sunshine and waterfalls.