Mmmmm there’s nothing quite like it, is there? The anticipation. The thrill of the chase. The forbidden visions that frolic behind our eyelids… You weren’t expecting it. You definitely weren’t seeking it out, but here it is. Opportunity. Want. That burgeoning sense of desire building in your gut. You bite your lip as you luxuriate in your options… Do you dare?
Your mind made up, the world fades away as you reach towards your intended… Your fingers gently caressing your beloved as the last vestiges of doubt fade from your mind. Perhaps you exhale to clear your thoughts. At the very least a satiated smile overcomes your countenance. Ahhhhhhh…. AND IT’S ON SALE! IT’S YOUR LUCKY DAY!
Yes, ladies and gentleman, those good-looking organizing tools will get you every time. It’s like you have a sign tattooed across your forehead that shouts “I LOVE ME SOME ORGANIZING TOOLS! I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GOING TO USE YOU, BUT YOU’RE COMIN’ HOME WITH ME TODAY! I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET ALL OF MY OTHER UNDERUTILIZED ORGANIZING PRODUCTS!”
Yep, yep, yep. I’ve been there myself. Quite often, actually. Oh, I’ve been seduced. The cuter they are, the harder I fall.Read More